Have you and your team asked each other these questions…how in the world are we so far out of playoff contention? Why has our team given up 6 goals in a game again? How has no one on the team managed to score in more than two games? Why does our attack lack that je ne sais quoi everyone else seems to have? Well, it sounds like you’re in dire need of our adult clinics for beginner and intermediate footy players. The team here at Soccerworld has compiled a list of the top 5 reasons you should join the adult clinics sooner than later.
- So you don’t embarrass yourself in front of your boss and coworkers So you finally decided to pull this trigger on the company team being put together at the office… only problem is you don’t have the skills to pay the bills. No need to worry, our coaches will get you up to speed on all the things you need to know and then some. We promise you’ll look so good out there you might even get that raise you been looking for. Key word there was might…
- So you can show up your significant other and his/her co-ed buds The cardinal footy rule is a couple who plays co-ed together, stays together. I know there’s dozens of men out there that go through it every Saturday morning when your girl leaves you behind to go play with her co-ed buds… well now you don’t have to be a big bag of salt every weekend—get in the game mate. Come on down, we’ll show you how.
- So you can impress your kids with your silky touches Being a parent these days has got to be the most difficult it has ever been–I’m willing to include the dark ages. There is so much to compete with for your kid’s attention like video games, on-demand TV, a billion smart phone apps and counting, Netflix, social media, did I mention video games!? Look, it’s time to put all that competition in the dirt, come let our coaches bestow on to you the smooth styles Ronaldinho Gaucho himself, be the envy of all the parents in your neighborhood with your bad self (don’t worry, bad means good in this context).
- You never know when you will run into Giovinco Ok I admit it, this one’s a bit of a stretch, but do you want to be that guy who can’t make a 5-yard pass in front of the holy atomic ant?
- It may help you finally win the Golden Boot The golden boot club is a very exclusive club of individuals each season who score the most goals in each of our leagues. It is generally made up of the same faces, but one day there will be a player, nay… a hero to rise up the ranks and claim the sharp shooter award from the old boys club. Let that hero be you—let us show you how.